The future of work is random.

Forget payrolls, get into dice rolls.

Diceify replaces employees with dices. Predictable? No. Available? Always.

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Diceify might hallucinate breaks.

Three dice at a desk — one with glasses, one with a headset, one pink

Why choose Diceify?

No need for oxygen or lunch breaks.

Dices don't breathe, eat, or take time off. 24/7 uptime, zero complaints.*

*Diceify might hallucinate breaks.

Skills take on average 1,437% faster to add than with human brains.

Upload a dice, roll it, deploy it. Growth by chance, at scale.

Unit tests for autonomous blood pressure rises when merging included in all tiers.

Because chaos deserves coverage.

Loved by engineering teams

"Our velocity is up, our headcount is down, and our dice retention is surprisingly above average."
— Slackware Inc.
"Finally, a solution that embraces randomness as a feature, not a bug."
— Linear Labs
"Merges are spicy again. Thanks Diceify."
— Vercel-ish

Simple, transparent pricing

All plans include unit tests for autonomous blood pressure rises.

Basic Roll die

Basic Roll

$0/month

  • Up to 3 dices
  • Community support
  • May hallucinate breaks
Pro Roll die

Pro Roll

$29/month

  • Up to 25 dices
  • Priority re-rolls
  • Fewer hallucinated breaks*